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Narrator: It was Christmas Eve on the temporary branch Dreamshelf...
ME: Hey gang, I hope you've settled in nicely with the two dozen chairs I got you because I got you a new present!
Diego: Let me guess... a chair?!?


ME: A ROCKING CHAIR!!!! Merry Christmas!! Remember, sharing is caring! Okay bye!


Everyone: ...


Blythe: IT'S MINE!! MINE!!!!!
Diego: I'M THE LARGEST, I NEED IT!!!
Blythe: WELL I'M THE LEADER AND I DEMAND IT!!!
Diego: YOU'RE NOT THE LEADER, I'VE BEEN PRESENT FOR LIKE EIGHT YEARS!!
Blythe: WELL YOU'RE SCARED OF MY KIND AREN'T YOU! DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T READ THE OLD DREAMSHELF ENTRIES!!
Diego: THAT WAS DOLLCENAS AND ALSO YEARS AGO!!!
Alex: GUYS JUST QUIT FIGHTING AND HAND THE CHAIR OVER TO ME!
Blythe: SO YOU CAN HAND IT OVER TO ME, RIGHT!
Alex: ACTUALLY, I'M REBELLING ON THIS ONE. BECAUSE. ROCKING CHAIR!!!
Blythe: Oh that's fair... BUT IT'S MINE!!!!


Ivy: I SAT ON IT FIRST SO I'VE CLAIMED IT!!


Alonso: We're tiny enough to both fit in it, right?
Ivy: ALONSO NO!!!
KB: EEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
Ivy: STOP IT!!!! YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!!
Blythe: VERMIN!! ALEX, SIC EM!
Alex: STILL REBELLING!!


Off-screen voice: SWITCH TO UTTER FLUTTER!!!!


Everyone: AUGH!!!


Morning Glory: Do I have your attention!
Diego: There's a PONY here?!


Morning Glory: Yes, it is I, Morning Glory! And guess what! None of you get this chair! I'm reserving it in the name of the most fantastic person in the world...


Morning Glory: MEGAN!!!!
Megan: Um... thanks, Morning Glory.


Megan: I'll gladly safekeep this chair until our friends learn the joy of sharing!


Diego: Whoa... there's like this... awesome radical aura radiating from her.
Blythe: It's like... a force field keeping me from approaching the rocking chair!


Alex: Blythe, I'm sorry. Sometimes, I just...
Blythe: I'm actually proud of you for finally standing up to me, Alex. Just... don't let it become a regular thing.
Alex: Got it.


Everyone: Dejected sigh!
Ivy: Well, back to the ball pit, I guess...


ME: Oh hey again! This big mysterious box was just dropped off! Do any of YOU know what it is?!
Narrator: TO BE CONTINUED MAYBE!!!

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