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[dreamshelf]

Narrator: Welcome back to another thrilling episode of DEOXYSCAM! And heeere's the star of our show, the wacky red space virus hand puppet itself, DEEEEEEEEEEOXYS!
Deoxys: AHAR-HAR-HI THERE KIDS! Today, these two strange little FUR WIGS snuck into the Awesomecave!


Deoxys: They don't fit me, so I'm having some of my Pokemon chums try them on!


Deoxys: First up is none other than my cousin, Deoxystwo! Deoxystwo, how does the short brown wig make you feel?
Deoxystwo: Emo, I think.


Deoxys: Next up we have Farfetch'd! Farfetch'd here is wearing a slightly longer black wig.
Farfetch'd: Well, it DOES cover up my unibrow.
Deoxys: WONDERFUL!
Farfetch'd: No, it's not! My unibrow is my pride and joy!


Deoxys: Charmandertwo and PP Up the Aipom, the two of you look absolutely MARVELOUS!
Charmandertwo: I don't think lizards are supposed to have hair.
PP Up: With this new hairstyle, I SHALL ROOL ZE VORLD!! Oh, I mean... it sucks.


Deoxys: Hmm, the two of you look kinda funky, but hey! It works!
Hikozaru: I look like I have a haystack on my head!
Metagross: Beep-beep, Hikozaru! This wig doesn't even fit me!


Deoxys: WELL that is all we have time for today! Be sure to tune in next time!!!