dreamshelf | IT'S EASTER TIME

Our Easter begins with Fidel brutally chewing apart a pipecleaner chicken mother! THE PIPECLEANER CHICKENS' MOM!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *cries like Skippy from Animaniacs*

Pipecleaner chickens: ;_;

Pumpkin bunny: Maybe this is where I belong, fending for these poor defenseless little pipecleaner chickens.

MEANWHILE, WITH OUR FAVORITE AMERICANS...
ME: Hey Bob and Joe!!
Bob and Joe: Is this important? We're watching America's Most Wanted.
ME: Uh huh! Dig this crazy American candy!
Bob and Joe: We're not sure if we trust you on that one. Not after the incident with the fake donuts with the horrible package illustration.

ME: GEEZ, FINE THEN! I'll just take this genuine American candy I got from my sister who just came back from America and--
Bob: DID YOU SAY GENUINE AMERICAN CANDY FROM YOUR SISTER WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM AMERICA??
Joe: AY NO SHOVING!

Bob and Joe: OH BOY THIS IS THE BEST EASTER EVER!!!

MEANWHILE AGAIN, we join Penny! Remember last year's Easter entry? I'm making it an official tradition to buy the stupidest looking candy bunnies I can find. First up, the stupid pink bunny on a stick!