dreamshelf | THE ULTIMATE HORROR (Reply)

ME: Hello bunny. I've been looking up names based on flowers and have decided to simply name you Ivy.

Bunny: I don't wanna talk to you right now...
ME: Why not??

Ivy: You criticized my ART!
ME: Oh. Well. If you're mad because of THAT, I don't wanna talk to YOU either.
Ivy: Good. Thanks for the name though.

Ivy: So what level does Mewtwo evolve into Mew again? Maybe I should check a walkthrough...

ELSEWHERE...
Tiger: I think our only option right now is to gather all the weapons in the room, although I'm not sure how we'll go about finding some to smite since they aren't allowed in this house and all...

Tiger: Hey! Are you listening?
Elmyra: My bunny senses are tingling!

Tiger: Your what...?
Elmyra: There's a bunny nearby! Gotta run!

Elmyra: BUNNY!!!!
Ivy: HOLY SH

Elmyra: I knew I'd find you sooner or later!!
Ivy: Elmyra?!? How did you know I was here?
Elmyra: I KNOW these things! I actually made sure I arrived here BEFORE you so I could greet you!
Ivy: This can't be happening!

Tiger: Wait, you two know each other?
Ivy: ALL the animal dolls know ELMYRA! We're taught to avoid her like the plague! In fact, baby animals learn about the dangers of Elmyra BEFORE basic things like people with colds or running with scissors!
Elmyra: It's true! I'm famous.