DEOXYSCAM

[dreamshelf]

Deoxys: GREETINGS, MORTALS, AND WELCOME TO THE DEOXYSCAM! Starring ME, the Deoxys Hand Puppet. INGRID had been wanting a puppet for a while, and when she one day stumbled across ME, she knew she had to get me RIGHT AWAY!


Deoxys: Needless to say, I am very funny and very adorable.


Deoxys: Don't toys look cute when they hold up little signs saying cute things? YES THEY DO!


Deoxys: However, I'm not sure if 'cute' suits my personality yet... I'm still working on that.


Deoxys: PREPARE TO BE WHACKED!
ME: Uh, Deoxys... I'd put that down if I were you... Deoxys, do you hear me? Deoxys? ARGH DEOXYS NOOO STAY AWAY GO BACK BACK I SAY AAAHH-
Deoxys: Boowahahaha.

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...well... that sure was retarded. ANYWAY!! LOOK AT WHAT I'M GETTING MY BROTHER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!


Pokemon. Golf. Balls. BEST THINGS EVER. Seriously, they are SO awesome that I'm nearly having second thoughts about giving them to him. But alas, I must because I'm nice and because he DOES play golf like a snobby rich guy (he doesn't care about Pokemon though... HEY WHO KNOWS, maybe these golf balls will change his mind). ANYWAY, look at the box. IT'S ELECTRODE!! And one of the clouds looks like a Ditto! Brilliant.


Let's try opening it, shall we? I'm sure none will notice. You know what would be awesome? If they made ELECTRODE golf balls... painted to look like Electrode instead of just having a picture of Electrode on them!


SO FRIGGING CUTE.

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Just a little something for MYSELF: A Deoxys plushie! Yes, I AM hopelessly obsessed with Deoxys at the moment for some reason or another.

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DIGIMON! I had to get the Palmon plushie from the Friends series so I could have the whole 'neglected main Digimon' group in Friends plush form.


Here we have said group! They're very neglected because they never got a chance to wipe out a major villain by themselves while the others did, sniff.

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ANYWAY, my sister K and I just finished decorating the CHRISTMAS TREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Which is a plastic one, by the way, because my family doesn't support the chopping down of Christmas trees. Well actually, that's just me. My family wanted a plastic tree because of the simpleness of it all because we sure do love simpleness around here. ANYWAY, what I'm trying to say is that I'll probably have a fun little Christmas photo shoot with my dollies so expect a Christmassy update ASAP. YAY!