dreamshelf | WARM WELCOMES? (Reply)

Diego: These Donald Duck & Co freebies just keep getting better and better!
Monster: Yeah! I wonder what's next, a miniature Nintendo DS Lite that actually works?

Diego: OUCH!!

Voff: HA! I SHOT you! You're DEAD!
Diego: Hey! Stop shooting at me, you little freak!

Kalista: Just ignore her, Diego. She just wants attention and she probably has a crush on you.
Voff: YEAH RIGHT!! I bet YOU have a crush on him, Kalista!!

Diego: It's all right! I understand it perfectly if you ALL have a crush on me!
Kalista: Don't flatter yourself.

Tip (IT'S HER NAME BECAUSE IT RHYMES WITH CHIP): Hello!
Monster, Kalista and Diego: *stare*

Monster and Diego: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Tip: Uh... did I do something wrong?
Monster: Oh, I'm sorry! I thought you were a Dollcena.
Tip: ...

Tip: I kind of sort of... AM a Dollcena. I just have added eyebrows.

Monster: ...oh.
Diego: ...really.
Kalista: Don't mind them. It's very nice to meet you.

Tip: It's nice to meet you too! INGRID said I could come and live on your shelf!

*HUDDLING TIME*
Diego: What the fudge? Is it SERIOUS?
Monster: I sure hope not... I can't imagine living together with that thing, no matter how mean that sounds...
Kalista: Wait, what? What's your problem?

Diego: You mean... you DON'T have a problem?
Kalista: No... do YOU?

Diego: YES!! LOOK at it! It's horrifying! What if it kills us in our sleep?
Monster: Yeah... I kinda have this phobia of dolls...

Kalista: We ARE dolls!!
Monster: I guess we are! Uhh... I have a phobia of dolls that aren't Pullips?
Diego: I'M not a pullip!
Monster: You are... in a way.

Diego: But seriously Kalista, how can you NOT be terrified of it?
Kalista: I'm not really scared of anything, and SHE is just a Dollcena. Come on, any toy based on a Disney character has got to be perfectly harmless.
Monster: Maybe... but I still don't think I'd be able to sleep at night with it on our shelf.
Kalista: Maybe we can reach a compromise of some sort... what if she were to move in on ANOTHER shelf?

Narrator: AND SO...
Kalista: Our shelf is sadly a bit too crowded, but see the one up there? That's the Pokemon shelf. I'm sure they'll happily accept you!
Tip: You think so?
Kalista: Yep!

Tip: Well, I'll be going then. Seeya later!
Kalista: Bye!

Narrator: LATER THAT DAY...
Diego: Well, that worked out perfectly, didn't it!
Kalista: Your horrible behaviour today has made me speechless. I especially expected better from YOU, Monster!
Monster: I'm sorry... I can't control my phobias...

Naetle: Um... hey.
Kalista: Oh hey... what are YOU all doing here?
Wingull: You're not gonna believe this, but... this DOLLCENA just came waltzing up to our shelf!
Pochama: We think it intends to move in or something!
Natu: So uhh... if you don't mind, we'll be staying here for a while!