VOFF MEETS TRICK
Mar. 1st, 2007 11:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

Narrator: Welcome back to Deoxyscam! Today we find our host... patrolling the Awesomecave? What, does it think it OWNS the place just because it got its own TAG? SHEE-YEESH! Now where's my Narrator tag?
Deoxys: Oh quit your whining. Now let's see if anything suspicious is happening in the cave today!

Deoxys: SHOCK AND GASP! Is that a NEW TAEYANG?? Where did he come from?

Deoxys: Hmm, now that I think about it, INGRID DID mention something about getting a new one... this must be him!

Deoxys: HEY! YOU!
Sage: Huh? What?
Deoxys: Are you the new Taeyang I've heard rumors about?
Sage: Well, I am a Taeyang AND new... so I guess.
Deoxys: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR ARRIVAL??

Sage: Well, I'm sorry... I guess. My name is...
Deoxys: Wait, stop! You already have a name. It's Trick.

Trick: Okay... why is that?
Deoxys: I dunno, INGRID said something about a captain or whatever demanding it. I really have no idea why.
Trick: Well, whatever.

Deoxys: I wonder if the other dolls knew about this? Should I go tell them, or do I wait and see their surprised faces when they find out?

Voff: YOU!
Deoxys: ARGH!!

Voff: I am sick and tired of you and your acting like you OWN the freaking place! Because you DON'T!
Deoxys: AY! That's no way to treat a space virus hand puppet! Don't you know I'm a LEGENDARY?

Deoxys: ARGHNOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? HOW DARE YOU SEPERATE ME FROM THE HAND, MY SOURCE OF POWER!!
Voff: Don't feel so legendary now, do ya? Now get out...

Voff: ...AND STAY OUT!
Deoxys: NOOOOOO!!

Voff: Now what was that it was mumbling about? A new Taeyang?

Voff: GREAT BOUNCING ICEBERGS, IT IS!!
Trick: Oh, hey there.

Trick: My name is Trick... or something...
Voff: I can't believe this! Why didn't I know about his arrival? Did the other dolls know? WHY IS HE RESIDING IN A CARDBOARD BOX? THAT'S MY THING!

Voff: How could she DO THIS TO ME?? *stomps off ranting*
Trick: There sure are a lot of angry people here.
Narrator: TO BE CONTINUED! MAYBE!