UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS

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Wanting Trick (who I still believe is the most adorable thing ever) to look more like a homeless jobless person, I decided to ruin his beautiful stock outfit by sewing on some patches!


I kinda wanted to attack it with scissors or have Fidel tear it apart as well, but decided not to in case I'd mess it up a little TOO much.

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AND NOW... a tutorial on how to make a bowlcut! I KNOW you've all been looking for one.


Step one: Find a bowl. If you don't find one that fits, do what I did and use something else.


Step two: START CUTTING!! Make sure to do it over a trashcan to avoid disasters.


And you're done... I think this here bowlcut is a little too long, but I reached the wig cap and couldn't cut anymore! Or maybe I can? Might try to mess around with it some more later.

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I gave my ghetto dollhouse a second floor!


I MADE those beanbags! It was easy. All I had to do was sew a large circle and a small circle together.

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AND NOW, a photoshoot! Featuring the most gorgeous doll in the world, Kalista, together with the Dollcena duo because she's the only one who isn't afraid of them.


Kalista actually isn't too fond of being outside, but she DOES like early spring mornings.


The flash makes it seem darker than it actually was, isn't that ironic?


This was when I turned around to check on Fidel...


Allow me to parody Freakazoid! as the following scene would be too horrible to show anyone. FIDEL HAD GOTTEN HIS JAWS ON MONEY!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! Yes, I DID make sure to place both Dollcenas out of his reach! I came to the conclusion that Money jumped down and challenged Fidel to a fight and LOST.


Fortunately, no serious harm was done - I had to wash her shorts and shoes and that's about it. But still! I'M SO SORRY, MONEY! I PROMISE TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOU FROM NOW ON!!! D: