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dreamshelf) wrote2007-04-16 05:32 pm
dreamshelf) wrote2007-04-16 05:32 pm
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ENTER THE SQUIRREL
The photostory you are about to read is extremely cliche, corny and dramatic. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Diego: Pst, Monster.
Monster: Hmm?
Diego: I'm sick of this wonderful Penguin Bowling set being Mint On Card. Wanna play?
Monster: Sure!
Diego: Awesome. Care to ask if Kalista would like to join as well?
Monster: Double sure!
Monster: Knock, knock... Kalista?
Kalista: Yes?
Monster: Wanna join Diego and me for a game of Penguin Bowling?
Kalista: Hmm... yeah, sure, why not?
Diego: Excellent! Why don't you two run off and invite Trick and Shink while I run off to set up the bowling pins?
Monster and Kalista: You got it!
Diego: Hum diddely dore, MOC no more!
Diego: DONE! What a masterpiece!
*CRASH*
Diego: What the...
Diego: ...VOFF!!!!!!!!!!!! GET DOWN HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!
Voff: NEVER!!!
Narrator: MEANWHILE...
Monster: Triiick! Hey, TRIIIIICK! YOU IN THERE OR WHAT??
Kalista: We've been at this for too long... maybe he's outside?
Kalista: ...or maybe not.
Trick: ...whaaaat?
Monster: Trick! Wanna play Penguin Bowling?
Trick: Yeah. Okay.
Monster: Shink! You up for a game of Penguin Bowling?
Shink: YES! I thought you'd never ask!
Monster: Okay, Diego, we're ba- Wholey quacamoley, what's going on here?
Diego: Ah, everyone's here. Good! Now we'll be able to bring Voff down for good!
Kalista: So... were we supposed to play bowling, or your hopeless war games?
Diego: Oh we'll play bowling all right, just as soon as Voff surrenders!
Voff: YOU'RE A MORONHEAD, MORONHEAD!!
Mysterious voice: *clears throat* Excuse me...
Everyone: *turn around: What?
Mysterious voice: Kalista, it's me, Afif. I've returned.
Kalista: Afif... who are you? Where did we meet?
Mysterious voice (Afif the squirrel): So you still don't remember... Listen, why don't we all sit down and have a good old fashioned talk?
Narrator: And that's exactly what they do...
Afif: Let's see, where to begin... Kalista, you and your sister are the princesses of Luxembourg.
Everyone: GASP!!!
Voff: No way.
Afif: Well, the princesses of Luxembourg among the TOYS anyway, I'm sure the PEOPLE have different rulers. To make a long story short, your sister is kind-of-sort-of evil and wanted to rule Luxembourg on her own, so one night, she hit you in the head with anvil over and over again until you lost your memory, then shipped you off to the store where this person... INGRID, is it?... bought you.
Diego: This is very suspicious. Who ARE you two anyway?
Afif: Oh, pardon me! I, Afif, am Kalista's loyal assistant, and this is Rosita, my wife, who was the assistant of Kalista's evil sister until she fired her. Before I left Luxembourg, I sent Kalista two of her royal dresses to see if they somehow could help her bring her memory back.
Kalista: This is so... How can I... How did... I... I still can't remember anything! Is my memory gone for good?
Afif: There is one solution. It's... it's very hard for me to do this, but I suppose what has to be done must be done.
Anvil: *THUD*
Everyone: GASP!!! AGAIN!!
Afif: I am... so sorry.
Wentworth: Kalista! Are you all right?
Kalista: Oof...
Wentworth: Oh thank goodness you're still alive!
Kalista: Yeah well, we ARE cartoon characters... in INGRID'S mind everyone is a cartoon character anyway.
Afif: Kalista! Do you remember now?
Kalista: Afif...
Kalista: Oh Afif, I missed you so much!
Crowd: DAAAAAAAWWWW!!!
Narrator: TO BE CONTINUED! MAYBE!
***
In case you're wondering why Diego's body changed in the middle of the story: When I bought Shink her new body, I figured I might as well throw in another two - one 21 cm for my future custom, and one male body for Trick. WELL, my package arrived, and I do believe the seller sent me a white-skinned male body instead of the fleshtone version I'd ordered, but I decided to just screw it - who knows, maybe I could use it for Diego sometime if I ended up REALLY liking the male obitsu.
SO a few days later, I was posing Diego for a photostory when his neck popped off the ball joint connecting it to the torso, and to reattach it, I had to take his whole body apart and blah blah blah. Since Diego's head was already off, I decided to try on the obitsu, and I ended up REALLY REALLY REALLY liking it - it's easier to pose, and a lot sturdier. So uhh... Diego now has an obitsu. HOORAY!! And what will become of Trick? Who knows, I might try getting him one too sometime. After all, I'm quite clumsy AND I like to pose my dolls around a lot. And for that, obitsu bodies are a must.
Diego: Pst, Monster.
Monster: Hmm?
Diego: I'm sick of this wonderful Penguin Bowling set being Mint On Card. Wanna play?
Monster: Sure!
Diego: Awesome. Care to ask if Kalista would like to join as well?
Monster: Double sure!
Monster: Knock, knock... Kalista?
Kalista: Yes?
Monster: Wanna join Diego and me for a game of Penguin Bowling?
Kalista: Hmm... yeah, sure, why not?
Diego: Excellent! Why don't you two run off and invite Trick and Shink while I run off to set up the bowling pins?
Monster and Kalista: You got it!
Diego: Hum diddely dore, MOC no more!
Diego: DONE! What a masterpiece!
*CRASH*
Diego: What the...
Diego: ...VOFF!!!!!!!!!!!! GET DOWN HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!
Voff: NEVER!!!
Narrator: MEANWHILE...
Monster: Triiick! Hey, TRIIIIICK! YOU IN THERE OR WHAT??
Kalista: We've been at this for too long... maybe he's outside?
Kalista: ...or maybe not.
Trick: ...whaaaat?
Monster: Trick! Wanna play Penguin Bowling?
Trick: Yeah. Okay.
Monster: Shink! You up for a game of Penguin Bowling?
Shink: YES! I thought you'd never ask!
Monster: Okay, Diego, we're ba- Wholey quacamoley, what's going on here?
Diego: Ah, everyone's here. Good! Now we'll be able to bring Voff down for good!
Kalista: So... were we supposed to play bowling, or your hopeless war games?
Diego: Oh we'll play bowling all right, just as soon as Voff surrenders!
Voff: YOU'RE A MORONHEAD, MORONHEAD!!
Mysterious voice: *clears throat* Excuse me...
Everyone: *turn around: What?
Mysterious voice: Kalista, it's me, Afif. I've returned.
Kalista: Afif... who are you? Where did we meet?
Mysterious voice (Afif the squirrel): So you still don't remember... Listen, why don't we all sit down and have a good old fashioned talk?
Narrator: And that's exactly what they do...
Afif: Let's see, where to begin... Kalista, you and your sister are the princesses of Luxembourg.
Everyone: GASP!!!
Voff: No way.
Afif: Well, the princesses of Luxembourg among the TOYS anyway, I'm sure the PEOPLE have different rulers. To make a long story short, your sister is kind-of-sort-of evil and wanted to rule Luxembourg on her own, so one night, she hit you in the head with anvil over and over again until you lost your memory, then shipped you off to the store where this person... INGRID, is it?... bought you.
Diego: This is very suspicious. Who ARE you two anyway?
Afif: Oh, pardon me! I, Afif, am Kalista's loyal assistant, and this is Rosita, my wife, who was the assistant of Kalista's evil sister until she fired her. Before I left Luxembourg, I sent Kalista two of her royal dresses to see if they somehow could help her bring her memory back.
Kalista: This is so... How can I... How did... I... I still can't remember anything! Is my memory gone for good?
Afif: There is one solution. It's... it's very hard for me to do this, but I suppose what has to be done must be done.
Anvil: *THUD*
Everyone: GASP!!! AGAIN!!
Afif: I am... so sorry.
Wentworth: Kalista! Are you all right?
Kalista: Oof...
Wentworth: Oh thank goodness you're still alive!
Kalista: Yeah well, we ARE cartoon characters... in INGRID'S mind everyone is a cartoon character anyway.
Afif: Kalista! Do you remember now?
Kalista: Afif...
Kalista: Oh Afif, I missed you so much!
Crowd: DAAAAAAAWWWW!!!
Narrator: TO BE CONTINUED! MAYBE!
***
In case you're wondering why Diego's body changed in the middle of the story: When I bought Shink her new body, I figured I might as well throw in another two - one 21 cm for my future custom, and one male body for Trick. WELL, my package arrived, and I do believe the seller sent me a white-skinned male body instead of the fleshtone version I'd ordered, but I decided to just screw it - who knows, maybe I could use it for Diego sometime if I ended up REALLY liking the male obitsu.
SO a few days later, I was posing Diego for a photostory when his neck popped off the ball joint connecting it to the torso, and to reattach it, I had to take his whole body apart and blah blah blah. Since Diego's head was already off, I decided to try on the obitsu, and I ended up REALLY REALLY REALLY liking it - it's easier to pose, and a lot sturdier. So uhh... Diego now has an obitsu. HOORAY!! And what will become of Trick? Who knows, I might try getting him one too sometime. After all, I'm quite clumsy AND I like to pose my dolls around a lot. And for that, obitsu bodies are a must.
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ALSO...DRAMAZ!
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NOW ALL I NEED ARE SOME LOVE TRIANGLES AND I'LL HAVE A SOAP OPERA.
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