HUMBUGWEEN '07
Oct. 31st, 2007 06:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dreamshelfHey kids! The creators of all those corny old horror movies such as Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th and Halloween have all teamed up in order to create THIS instant classic!
~NIGHT OF A THOUSAND ABES~
WOW, what an absolutelty AMAZING movie! Just check out some of these reviews!
"Abe is actually a nice person!"
-- Mihashi
"I was actually pretty close to running up to the TV and kindly ask the Abes to stop being mean, but then I remembered that it was just a movie!"
-- Sakaeguchi
"Although the movie itself was REALLY BAD, the idea of being surrounded by a thousand whiny Takayas sounds kind of terrifying."
-- Haruna
"Kano is a MUCH better pitcher than Mihashi and if he starred in the movie instead, he'd make the Abes run away screaming."
-- Hatake
And now, let's see what those wacky Americans, Joe and Bob, are up to!
Joe: I sure could use some candy corn right about now.
Bob: I don't think this smelly country even HAS candy corn.
Joe: ALAS! Why are we carving a TOMATO anyway?
Bob: ...I'm not sure if pumpkins exist either...
ME: AHEM!
Bob and Joe: Oh hey Ingrid! Want to celebrate Halloween with us?
Bob and Joe: OOF!
ME: NO! I DON'T WANT TO CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN WITH YOU! IN FACT, I'M SENTENCING THE BOTH OF YOU TO THE CORNER OF ANGST FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!!!
TNT: You may not know this since you're new and all, but every Halloween, Ingrid turns into some kind of evil dictator who doesn't allow anyone in the room to celebrate.
Bob and Joe: We sort of figured that out.
***
Bonus conversation I had with ma while doing this photoshoot:
Ma: Oh Ingrid you are SO artistic!
Me: ...I'm just playing around, ma...
Ma: NO, IT'S ART!
~NIGHT OF A THOUSAND ABES~
WOW, what an absolutelty AMAZING movie! Just check out some of these reviews!
"Abe is actually a nice person!"
-- Mihashi
"I was actually pretty close to running up to the TV and kindly ask the Abes to stop being mean, but then I remembered that it was just a movie!"
-- Sakaeguchi
"Although the movie itself was REALLY BAD, the idea of being surrounded by a thousand whiny Takayas sounds kind of terrifying."
-- Haruna
"Kano is a MUCH better pitcher than Mihashi and if he starred in the movie instead, he'd make the Abes run away screaming."
-- Hatake
And now, let's see what those wacky Americans, Joe and Bob, are up to!
Joe: I sure could use some candy corn right about now.
Bob: I don't think this smelly country even HAS candy corn.
Joe: ALAS! Why are we carving a TOMATO anyway?
Bob: ...I'm not sure if pumpkins exist either...
ME: AHEM!
Bob and Joe: Oh hey Ingrid! Want to celebrate Halloween with us?
Bob and Joe: OOF!
ME: NO! I DON'T WANT TO CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN WITH YOU! IN FACT, I'M SENTENCING THE BOTH OF YOU TO THE CORNER OF ANGST FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!!!
TNT: You may not know this since you're new and all, but every Halloween, Ingrid turns into some kind of evil dictator who doesn't allow anyone in the room to celebrate.
Bob and Joe: We sort of figured that out.
***
Bonus conversation I had with ma while doing this photoshoot:
Ma: Oh Ingrid you are SO artistic!
Me: ...I'm just playing around, ma...
Ma: NO, IT'S ART!
