MEDAROT & MINIGACHAPOKEMACHINES
Feb. 21st, 2006 02:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

These WOULD be the best things EVER if there only was an Iwanoi included... and a Cyandog and a Kagamiyama and a Rintaro and a... LANDMOTOR. But still! Aren't they AWESOME?? Ikki and Brass kinda look like zombies but everyone else OWNS.

I got a set of so-called Mini Gacha Poke Machines, one of them pictured here. They included a crapload of Pokeballs that are PEEEERFECT for some certain figures of mine.
And NOW I shall continue with the retarded Pinky:St adventures.

Orino: PIKACHU? OH, PIKACHU? WHERE ARE YOU??
Morio: HEY, PIKACHU!!!!
Goofy: This is boring, you guys, let's go do something else!!

Morio: Shut up, Goofy, you're the one who was stupid enough to pull Pikachu's tail so she not only thunderbolted all of us, but got all pissy and ran off!
Goofy: I KNOW! YOU DIDN'T NEED TO TELL ME!!
Morio: Yeah, but the readers didn't know so I decided to tell you so they could hear.
Orino: WOW MORIO, YOU'RE SMART!! Anyway. PIKACHU???

Goofy: HEY GUYS! Look what I FOUND!!!
Orino: IS IT PIKACH... wait, what's that?
Morio: OH DEAR! Goofy, you moron, that's an ELECTRODE!
Orino: AAHHH! YOU MEAN THE SWELLEST POKEMON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE?
Morio: YES!! AND ELECTRODES TEND TO EXPLODE WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM!
Goofy: Gawrsh, I didn't know!
Electrode: This is the part where I explode, right?
INSERT EXPLOSION HERE!

Electrode: You guys suck. I'M GOING HOME!
Orino: W...wow... Electrodes sure are amazing...
Morio: Yeah... are... are you guys okay?
Goofy: I AM!!!
Morio: Dang.
Dude: I guess I am too. But if this had been an official Pokemon battle, I would have lost, of course, seeing how Electrode is the best Pokemon in the entire universe and could take out Mewtwo, Deoxys, Groudon and Ho-oh all in one hit.

Pepe and Pepita: HELLO THERE!!!! OUR NAMES ARE PEPE AND PEPITA!!
Morio: GREETINGS!!! My name is Morio and this is my Flygon Dude and my twin sister Orino!
Orino: HOW DO YOU DO!!!
Morio: And that incredibly obnoxious kid over there is Goofy. We hate him because he nearly had us all killed twice.
Pepe and Pepita: EL GASP!!
Goofy: Uh oh. *tries to make a run for it*

Pepe and Pepita: NOT SO FAST, GOOFY!!!
Goofy: Noooooooo!!!

Morio: Alright, what's going on here?
Pepe: Goofy isn't only painfully annoying, but he's ALSO A CRIMINAL!!!
Orino and Morio: GASP!
Pepe: That's right! He stole all our Pokemon!
Goofy: What are you talking about? I don't have any Pokemon with me!!
Pepe: Awright, time for some ransacking!

Pepe: AHA! OUR POKEBALLS!!
Goofy: Dang!!
Morio: Wait, your Pokeballs are made of PAPER.
Pepe: Yeah well, our REAL Pokeballs haven't arrived yet (THIS CHAPTER WAS MADE BEFORE THE GACHAPOKEMACHINES CAME), so until they do, the paper ones will do.

Orino: So you guys are Pokemon trainers? SO ARE WE!!!!!
Morio: INDEED WE ARE! This is my Flygon, Dude!
Pepe: Yep, we sure are Pokemon trainers too. IN FACT, we run a gym over there!
Orino: THAT IS SO COOL!!!! I'd challenge you, but my Pikachu ran off...
Pepe: Don't worry, we'll help you find your Pikachu!
Pepita: *nods*

Narrator: AND SO, OUR HEROES AND THEIR NEW FRIENDS SET OUT ON AN EXCITING JOURNEY TO FIND ORINO'S PIKACHU!!!

OKAY. JUST WTF IS UP WITH EVERY PICTURE I TAKE IN FRONT OF THIS DOOR TURNING OUT BLURRY?????
Goofy: TEEHEEHEE, THEY DIDN'T NOTICE THAT I RAN OFF!!!!!