REJECTS? IN THE 'CENTER?

[dreamshelf]

Before I went to sleep yesterday, I cast a quick glance over at my giant Tomy Regigigas plush, you know, the one I bought over a year ago? I noticed something... something was off...


...oh dear GAWRSH WHEN DID THE THINGIES IN THE CORNERS OF ITS EYE FALL OFF? NO THEY COULDN'T HAVE FALLEN OFF BECAUSE THEY WERE EMBROIDERED ON!

I had to get back up and turn on my laptop immediately. Sure enough, it has always been like that.

I'm just wondering how the flying fudgesicles it took me over a year to notice it?!


And you know my little Glaceon? It's not looking quite right either. Its nose is kind of wonky. But thankfully that appears to be all--


--AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

His stitching wasn't like that when I got him though, but it must have been pretty weak to begin with since I haven't been particularly rough with him. He's just been sitting around since I got him...!

In conclusion, I have zero eye for detail and am better off buying plushies online, and not all factory rejects are discovered.