EASTER '13!!!

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Narrator: We join the little friend group consisting of Ivy, Alonso and Kotoribir as they have come to rather love this joyous holiday.
Ivy: So hey! Easter! It's Easter these days, isn't it?


Alonso: Yeah, I think it is! I wonder what kind of hilarious chocolate bunny Ridi will bring along this year!


ME: Hello my darlings! Happy Easter!
Ivy and Alonso: HAPPY EASTER RIDI!!!


ME: I've been so super busy these past few weeks that I haven't had a chance to visit any fancy candy stores. I did find a stupid-looking bunny, it's not exactly made out of chocolate, but it still counts, right? Hey, I'm the one making up the rules for this tradition, aren't I? I say it counts!
Alonso: Sure!
Ivy: A-wha?


ME: So I present to you... THIS!!! I don't know WHAT it is, but it looks like a horrible bootleg version of Babs Bunny if you squint, right?
Ivy: ...
Alonso: ...


ME: And because she's made out of plastic rather than chocolate, she can come back for Easter again and again and again! Yay!! Recycling RULES!!! Okay, now all of you have a fun Easter together, I gotta jet!
Ivy: ...
Alonso: ...


Bootleg Babs Bunny: Well howdy ho hum di diddly dum dum yum! Have you kids been playing nice this year? Just kidding! That's Santa's job to keep track of!!!
Ivy: ...
Alonso: ...



BBB: Want to see me do something SUPER FUN and MAGICAL???!?!?
Ivy: ...
Alonso: ...


BBB: All right, here goes! Hngh...


BBB: Huurrrhhhhkkkrrrrickk...
Ivy and Alonso: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


BBB: Hhhhaaaahhhh!! Wait, that wasn't it at all!
Ivy: (whispering) Oh my gosh.


BBB: You kids have to help me out here! PEEL MY STICKER!!!
Ivy: ...
Alonso: ...


BBB: I haven't got all day, you know!! I'm a busy bootleg Easter Bunny! NOW PEEL MY STICKER!!!
Ivy and Alonso: DAHHHH!!!!



BBB: Diddly dum chum!!
Alonso: What do we do!!
Ivy: We can't just do as she says! It's obviously a trick of some sort!
Alonso: But what if she gets angry if we don't do it?!
Ivy: I DON'T KNOW I'M THINKING!!!


Ivy: ...ah, Kotoribir!
Alonso: What are you doing Kotoribir!
Ivy: GET BACK HERE!!!


Narrator: One quick probably painless peel later... *plays cheesy ta-dah sound effect*
BBB: Oh! You did it, little birdy!


BBB: Now you have to pull my plug and feast on my delicious insides! Although we should probably relocate ourselves since it's unsanitary to eat in your bed!


Ivy: ...
Alonso: ...


Narrator: One quick relocation later...
BBB: All righty dighty doo! Ready when you are, little birdy friend!
Ivy: Do what you have to do, Kotoribir. Just... be careful.


Narrator: Kotoribir smiles brightly.


BBB: You did it! You did--oohhhhhhoohhhh oh myyyy this feels weird.


BBB: Aaahhhhhhh... looks like I'm all emptied out!


BBB: I feel like a brand new bunny! Thank you, little birdy friend! But now I must take my leave! There are still many children to feed!


BBB: SEEYA NEXT YEAR!!! BOOTLEG BABS BUNNY AWAAAAAY!!!!


Ivy: ...next year?!


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Glamor shots! Isn't she absolutely terrible?! The moment I laid my eyes upon her I knew she'd be a blast, and I did indeed have a lot of fun with this year's Easter entry.


Kotoribir fears nothing.


As an aspiring horror writer, Wolfgang immediately took a shine to BBB, while Blythe... well Blythe just likes being nasty. Who knew?!