HERE BE DRAGONS
Sep. 6th, 2014 11:17 am
Blythe: Another day, another beating by the fists of my beautiful clone, Tilly.

Blythe: She's perfect... sigh! Her hatred is real.

Blythe: What the...

...

Blythe: Oh my gosh that's a dragon. An honest to goodness dragon. In my bed.

Blythe: It finally happened. Santa realized my potential and granted me the minion of my dreams.

Blythe: Hey there! Who's a bad girl! I'm gonna name you...

Blythe: YOW!!!

Blythe: Oh I see how it is. You need...

Ivy: Hey Blythe!

Blythe: Oh, it's the vermin. What is it? Make it snappy!

Ivy: Yeah thanks for lending us your shovel! Nikki kept stomping on our sand castles, but we did kinda sorta end up digging up and activating an ancient golem?!

Kotoribir: EXPOSITION!!!

Ivy: KB! You can talk?!

Kotoribir: Eeeeheheheheh!!
Ivy: Hey! Get back here! Wait up!!

Alonso: This needs investigation! Come... Igor! Bye Blythe! Nice dragon!

Blythe: ...Aaaanyway, where were we.

Blythe: Oh right! You need dicipline!

WHAP!!

Nova: RAWR!!
Blythe: WHOA!

KA-THROW!
Blythe: OW!!

Blythe: Hey!! Get back here this instant! Don't make this turn into...

Narrator: ...A REALLY BAD CHASE SEQUENCE!!
The Dodger: Evening Blythe! Fine day for a bad chase sequence?
Blythe: Oh shut up, Dodger.

Blythe: Tilly, my love! I'll be back for YOU later!

Alex: Blythe Blythe!! Did you meet my new sister Luna yet? She's from spaaaace!

Blythe: Not now, Alex!
Monster: Is that a dragon?

Blythe: STOP RIGHT THERE!
Wolfgang: A dragon? I knew I made the right choice coming here.

BLYTHE: YOU GET BACK HERE!
Richie: Wowza boss! Does this look like something WE should...
Bill: Nuh-nuh-no.
Eddie: Yeah it looks like Blythe has it covered...

Blythe: AUGH!!!
Tiger: A dragon?!
Elmyra: I NEED IT!!!

Blythe: GRRRRR!!!

Blythe: All right, this is the end of the line! I've got you now!
Diego: Um Blythe, if you're going to commit acts of animal abuse, I'm afraid I'm going to have to apprehend you.

Blythe: NO!! That's cheating! How dare you!!
Diego: I thought you approved of cheating.
Blythe: That's what I was saying! That's my girl!!

Nova: Awrgh!!
Clara: EEK!!

Blythe: All right missy, hand over my dragon and nobody gets hurt.

Nova: RAWRAWRAWRGH!!
Clara: Daahh!!

Wolfgang: If I may be of assistance? I happen to speak dragon.

Wolfgang: Nova here has declared Clara here to be her partner in crime or whatever shenanigans may commence.

Blythe: WHAT?! But Clara doesn't even have an established character yet!
Wolfgang: That's exactly the point. Nova says she can mold the yet characterless Clara to her wishes.

Lilith: Um... I can confirm that is indeed what she said...
Blythe: That's... genius.

Blythe: YOU!! Have not seen the last of me. I'll be back.

Clara: Hoooboy. Maybe I can make her do tricks for money. Hey, is that a character forming?

Bonus shot of the dragon and her girl! Yaaaay!!