dreamshelf | EPISODE TWO???

Mutton: DEAR FLUFF, HOW ARE YOU? STILL TRAVELING THE WORLD? ME AND THE SOLDIERS JUST GOT DECARDED THE OTHER DAY, AND MANAGED TO SCORE THE FIRST POINT IN THE WAR AGAINST THE P.O.R.K.S.

Mutton: IT GETS LONELY WITHOUT YOU THOUGH, FLUFF. I HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL WHEREVER YOU MAY BE, AND THAT FATE MAY SOON BRING US--
Cardigan: MAJOR, MAJOR!!!

Mutton: DAHH!! OH, IT'S YOU, COMMODORE! UM, HOW ARE THINGS?
Cardigan: NO TIME FOR CHIT-CHAT, MAJOR! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!

FIVE SECONDS LATER

Cardigan: I JUST RETURNED FROM MY DAILY SNOOPING ON THE P.O.R.K.S.
Pullover: WE SURE SHOWED THEM, AY GUYS?
Cardigan: YES, AND THEY'RE MAJORLY TICKED OFF ABOUT IT! AND AS IT HAPPENS, THEY'VE SUCESSFULLY CALLED FOR BACKUP!
Mutton: GASP! YOU MEAN...!
Cardigan: THEY'LL BE REUNITED WITH THEIR FOURTH MEMBER, AND ARE GETTING A SECRET WEAPON OF SOME KIND!
Mutton/Pullover: DOUBLE GASP!!!

Cardigan: THEY USED THE COMPUTER THING LOCATED OVER ON MT. BED, SO I WAS THINKING, MAYBE WE COULD...
Pullover: BLAST 'EM!!!
Cardigan: NO, YOU FOOL! IF THEY CAN USE THE COMPUTER TO SUMMON THEIR COMRADES, MAYBE WE CAN DO THE SAME!
Mutton/Pullover: OOOOH.

Mutton: IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM!! PILOT FLUFF PENDLETON!

Cardigan: NOW WE JUST CLICK SOME BUTTONS, AND...
Mutton: WOW, THAT WENT SMOOTHER THAN A COMB THROUGH A NEWLY SHAVEN LAMB! THINGS SURE HAVE CHANGED SINCE THE 80'S!

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Mutton: WELL? WHERE IS HE?
Cardigan: UM, I THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR HIM TO SHOW UP ON OUR DOORSTEP OR SOMETHING.
Mutton: WHAT DO WHILE WE WAIT??
Pullover: LET'S GO BLAST SOME P.O.R.K.S!