TAKE TWO

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Narrator: The R.A.M.S. have long since been cured. Intrigued by the rumor that actual real life sheep might reside nearby, Major Legger Mutton gets ready to join Pilot Fluff Pendleton on his next expedition...
Mutton: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO IF THE P.O.R.K.S. SHOW UP, SOLDIERS!
Pullover: WE BLAST 'EM!!!
Mutton: I HAVE TRAINED YOU WELL.


Pendleton: DO YOU SEE ZEM?
Mutton: ................. YES, YES I DO! AND THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM!!
Pendleton: ...RIGHT. NOW TAKE OFF YOUR MISSILE LAUNCHER OR ZEY MAY BE ALARMED.


Mutton: HEY, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE SOME SOLIDER POTENTIAL! WOULD YOU CONSIDER JOINING THE R.A.M.S?
Sheep: ......
Pendleton: PERHAPS WE SHOULD TRY OVER ZERE.


Mutton: MY GOSH, THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL!


Pendleton: ZEY'RE APPROACHING US!
Mutton: QUICK! FLUFF, LOOK YOUR BEST. IS THERE SOMETHING STUCK IN MY TEETH?


Pendleton: WHOA!! SURPRISE ATTACK!!!
Mutton: AAAHHH! WHERE'S MY MISSILE LAUNCHER??


Pendleton: LEGGER. ARE YOU OKAY?
Mutton: THAT WAS... AMAZING! IMAGINE WHAT THAT MONSTER CAN DO TO THE P.O.R.K.S!!


Mutton: HEY, YOU! POTENTIAL NEW SOLDIER! WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE R.A.M.S??
Sheep: .......


Pendleton: I DO NOT ZINK HE WOULD.
Mutton: WELL. THERE ARE PLENTY MORE WHERE HE CAME FROM!


Mutton: LOOK AT THAT MAJESTIC FLUFF, FLUFF!! HELLO, YOUNG SOLDIER! EVER CONSIDERED JOINING THE R.A.M.S?


Mutton: LOOK, HE'S CONSIDERING IT! HE'S TALKING IT OVER WITH HIS TEAMMATE AND EVERYTHING!


Mutton: THEY ARE THINKING HARD.


Mutton: WELL? HAVE YOU MADE UP YOUR MIND???


...


Mutton: ...WELL, LET'S TRY THAT ONE! HE HAS THE EXACT WILD LOOK IN HIS EYES THE R.A.M.S. ARE LOOKING FOR.


Pendleton: OH, MY EYE! YOU ARE RIGHT!


Mutton: AHOY THERE, SOLDIER! WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN US, THE R.A.M.S, IN THE WAR AGAINST THE P.O.R.K.S?


Mutton: FLUFF... WHAT IS THIS SAD, HOLLOW, DISAPPOINTING AND SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING FEELING?
Pendleton: REJECTION, LEGGER. REJECTION.

Comments

[happyjolteon.livejournal.com]

A+ photostory. I lol'd at the part with the wild look XD

Thanks for reminding me that toys are good for things other than displaying on your shelf ;)

[ridi.livejournal.com]

Outings/photostories are fun! I need to do BOTH more often.